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[Sometimes a boy asks another boy to renew their fake vows in a cute tiny beach wedding and who can fucking say no to that?

One handsome groom and one pretty groom are here to get their romance on]

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I can't have a son I'm that attracted to babe.

... Okay fair. Clone-in-law.

In-law. Yes.

Not son.

[ Pats B's back. ]

You've already got my real twin to deal with, I guess I can spare you my fake one.

I can take other hot boys I just can't call them son.

And you're the only one I wanna kiissssssss.

You lips are mine to kiss.

[ Bronze here to take pics of smooooch. ]

[your grandmother will love it]

[ Granny approved!! ]

Mmm... love ya.

Love you too.

...I'm a little hungry.

Barbecue time?

Yes! What are you making me?

How does kebobs and sliders sound? Baby burgers for baby boy.

...! Tiny food! Yes!!

I was considering also grilling other stuff but these seemed easiest... Also a cupcake tower instead of a full cake.

Cupcakes are perfect sized too.

I've got the coolers ready then if you'll help me grab them from prison.

I can do it...!

[pulls a hat out of a bag he set aside and starts pulling out coolers]

Do you think I should change into pants?

If it makes you more comfortable.

[ Sliding off his jacket and rolling up sleeves. ]

Hnn...

I'll let these wedding leggies be your secret.

Secret leggies...

[streettccheess a leg up]

Oh yoga has paid off!

... This is an attack on me.

[laughs and skitters away]

I'll be right back...!

[ Time to prep a grill. ]

[gonna change into black slacks and a white button up shirt and a big floppy hat to protect his fragile pale flesh

no shoes still tho WHEW SAND]